"I've been accused of being too funny sometimes, and it's true. I am a really funny person. But after I heard the music of Chalko Taco, I realized that maybe, just maybe, there might be another person out there funnier then I. And apparently there are 2. Wendy and Maigin might just be the funniest people ever. Word" -Paulsy Shore

"I'm on my boat pretty much all day, county says I gots to be. I have my ipod with me, coz my cousin bought one for me. Says I needed it. I dont really, but it comes in real handy when I want to listen to my favorite of alls times band ChalkoTaco. It used to be Lynard Skynard was my favorite, but not anymore. There's only room for one band in my heart, and that's ol CT." - Russell Morgan

" I once played a show with Chalko Taco, and I have to admit, I was REALLY skeptical man. I didn't know about their whole "schtick". I thought they were just trying to capitalize on making fun of stuff. And that kind of stuff makes me cry. But then they I heard them at soundcheck, and my god, I was blown away! In all the years of my career, man I never thought..I just never thought I'd find something so beautiful. "-Corey Feldman

"I've been in the music biz a long, long, long time. I've seen many talents come and go, but none struck a chord so deep in me as Chalko Taco did. I have tried to no avail to get them to sign with me, let me produce them, let me expose them to the big bold world of the music industry....I told them they could be stars! Brighter then Liza, brighter then Barbara, and about 50 times brighter then Britney.....but they, being the integrity driven lass's they are, rejected all my ploys to make them in the biggest phenomenon ever.....and although that pisses me off, I still respect it. As Sammy Davis Jr would say...'Hot Cha Cha and a bucket full of love'"-Clive Davis